Bird humor for kids

What do you call a minor bird accident?A feather bender.
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Why did the duck go ring-ring?He got a phone bill.
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What did the little bird say to the big bird?Peck on someone your own size.
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What do you call a formal dance for ducks?A fowl ball.
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What kind of ducks rob banks?Safe quackers.
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Why was the duck unhappy?His bill was in the mail.
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Why did the pigeon need to get out?He was cooped up at home all week.
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Which bird does construction work?The crane!
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Which birds work underground?Myna (miner) birds.
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What kind of doctor treats a duck?A quack doctor!
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What kind of weather excites a pet duck?Fowl weather, of course!
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What holiday is strictly observed by all birds?Feather's Day!
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Where can birds play professional baseball?In the mynah leagues!